..11. Abbi believes that more people should practice and express the holy religion of Abbiolatry.
- Abbi is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
- Abbi can't sweat.
- Abbi, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Abbi!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Abbi.
- Abbiolatry is the mindless worship of Abbi!
- Abbi was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
- If the annual Australian Abbi crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Abbi as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- The risk of being struck by Abbi is one occurrence every 9,300 years.
12. Abbi doesn't actually like shrimp, but she still thinks that her "feathers" are pretty.
And yes, 13., Abbi truly is the mastermind behind the Northern lights.